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A Safety Guy in Colombia

A journal from the valley

A Safety Guyin Colombia

A journal about moving to the other side of the world and carrying on with the same work. Housing, paperwork, coffee, the mountains above the city, and the things nobody tells you in advance.

Day of the journey
52
Place
La Candelaria, Medellín
Altitude
1495 m
Places on the map
21
Tasted
24

My time in Medellín

 

NovéWorth knowing

Pavements ripple from the roots

The pavements here are not flat. Tree roots lift them into waves, and between two slabs there is often a two finger step that nobody has marked. A pavement the roots have broken through.

Note · 11 September 2026

September

2026

11 entries · 7 places · 7 dishes

Worth knowing

11 September · Note

Sockets that barely hold, at half the voltage

The plug is the American type: two flat pins, often with no earth. Most sockets grip so poorly that the plug works its way out on its own, helped along by the weight of the cable.

I ate · Main dishes · 10 September

Tilapia

Practical

10 September · Article · La Candelaria, Medellín

No water after eight in the evening. What is going on in Medellín

Three hundred thousand people in six communes have had water every other day since late August. The city broke its temperature records in May, Ideam expects a strong El Niño into March, and the grid operator warns that power may not stretch through December. What the rule says, why it landed on the hillsides, and what it means for a trip.

Worth knowing

10 September · Note

The fridge leans back on purpose

Every fridge I have seen here tilts slightly backwards. To a European eye it looks like badly assembled furniture, and the first thing I did was try to level it.

Worth knowing

10 September · Article · Conquistadores, Medellín

The bin men of Medellín

A garbage truck with a slogan saying this city is a little silver cup. Who runs it, where the waste goes, why the landfill has eight years left, and how the people who open bags on the street come to be paid out of the water bill.

I was here · Food · 10 September

La Casa del Alimento

Medellín · Kolumbie · 1495 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

8 photos

Journal

10 September · Article · Comuna 8, Villa Hermosa, Medellín

Villa Hermosa after dark

A house with almost no windows, hot rice pudding with cheese, and a slope full of lights right up to the ridge. And the only thing that made me uneasy was not what someone who has read about comuna 8 online would expect.

Worth knowing

9 September · Note

Tinto is not wine

Tinto here is a small black coffee. It travels the streets in thermos flasks, arrives in a cup the size of a thimble and costs a few hundred pesos.

Worth knowing

9 September · Note

Cars are allowed more here

Underglow, coloured lights in the grille, lettering across the whole rear window. Accessories that would fail an inspection at home are ordinary equipment here.

Worth knowing

8 September · Note

Right of way at the crossing exists only on paper

Pedestrians have right of way at a crossing, it is written into the law. In traffic they do not, and the police do not pursue it. You cross by waiting for a gap and moving briskly.

I ate · Soups · 6 September

Ajiaco

I was here · Town · 6 September

Guatapé

Colombia · 1925 m a.s.l.

Worth a stop

A small town on the shore of the reservoir, two hours east of Medellín. It is known for its zócalos, painted reliefs in a band along the base of the facades, and for the colourful houses that grew up…

18 photos

I was here · Viewpoint · 6 September

Piedra del Peñol

Guatapé · Colombia · 2135 m a.s.l.

Worth a stop

A single lump of rock, two hundred metres high, standing in a green landscape full of water.

18 photos

I was here · Neighbourhood · 5 September

Comuna 8, Villa Hermosa

Medellín · Colombia

Worth a stop

The eastern slope above the centre. Comuna 8 is called Villa Hermosa, and it takes in a band of neighbourhoods that runs from the edge of the centre right up to the contour line where the forest…

62 photos

I was here · Neighbourhood · 5 September

La Candelaria

Medellín · Colombia · 1495 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

The original Medellín. Comuna 10, La Candelaria, what everybody here calls el centro and what a visitor staying in El Poblado is usually talked out of before they even set off.

34 photos

I ate · Main dishes · 4 September

Bandeja paisa

30 000 COP · about 9 USD

I ate · Street food · 4 September

Buñuelo

3 000 COP · about 1 USD

I was here · Neighbourhood · 2 September

Laureles

Medellín · Colombia · 1495 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

Comuna 11, Laureles-Estadio. The neighbourhood Medellín recommends to itself: greenery, cafés, markets, and rents that still make sense.

31 photos

I was here · Park · 1 September

Parque de los Pies Descalzos

Medellín · Colombia · 1490 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

A park where you walk barefoot, and it means it. It is called the Barefoot Park and that is not an exaggeration: there are areas of sand, of water and of bamboo precisely so that you take your shoes…

10 photos

August

2026

14 places · 17 dishes

I was here · Neighbourhood · 31 August

Conquistadores

Medellín · Colombia · 1495 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

The neighbourhood I live in, and one you will not find in any guidebook. Conquistadores is a wedge between three axes: Avenida Bolivariana to the northwest, the Medellín river with Avenida Regional to…

16 photos

I was here · Nature · 30 August

Parque Arví

Medellín · Colombia · 2400 m a.s.l.

Worth a stop

You get to the forest from Medellín by metro, and it gets interesting before you even arrive. North on the metro, change to a cable car, and then change again.

26 photos

I was here · Town · 28 August

Jardín

Colombia · 1750 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

Three hours from Medellín and you are in a different country. On the way southwest, Antioquia climbs and drops along the ridges for so long that you lose track of where you are.

101 photos

I was here · Café · 28 August

Mirador la Herrerita

Jardín · Colombia

Definitely go

A café above the town where hummingbirds fly half a metre from your head. It is a viewpoint and a place to sit at the same time.

9 photos

I was here · Farm · 28 August

Tour Cafetero Los Correa

Jardín · Colombia

Definitely go

A family coffee farm where you walk the whole road from the bush to the cup. The owner took us round himself and it shows: he does not talk about coffee like a guide, he talks about it like someone…

29 photos

I was here · Where I slept · 28 August

Hotel Macao

Jardín · Colombia

Definitely go

A local hotel, not a chain, and that difference is exactly why two nights make sense. A painted house, wood, a courtyard, plants everywhere.

1 photo

I was here · Shopping · 27 August

El Poblado

Obchodní centrum Amsterdam Plaza · Colombia · 1751 m a.s.l.

Worth a stop

A genuinely beautiful, modern shopping centre in El Poblado, one of the best neighbourhoods in Medellín. The surroundings are wonderful, full of green, with the mountains behind.

15 photos

I was here · Neighbourhood · 27 August

El Poblado

Medellín · Colombia

A neighbourhood on the southeastern slope of the valley, where a foreigner in Medellín almost certainly ends up.

67 photos

I was here · Shopping · 27 August

El Poblado

Obchodní dům El Tesoro · Colombia

Worth a stop

A large shopping centre high above the city, at the top end of El Poblado. Because of the slope, the upper floors look out across the whole valley, and that is why you go, even when you do not need to…

11 photos

I ate · Drinks · 27 August

Cerveza

18 000 COP · about 6 USD

I ate · Main dishes · 27 August

Picadilly

34 900 COP · about 11 USD

I ate · Drinks · 27 August

Americano

11 300 COP · about 3 USD

I ate · Fruit · 26 August

Zapote

I was here · Café · 26 August

Café Mattelsa

Medellín · Colombia · 1495 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

I am sitting by the window with a coffee, a lemon dessert and a kombucha in front of me, and I do not feel like getting up. The coffee is genuinely good.

23 photos

I was here · Food · 26 August

Crepes & Waffles

Medellín · Colombia

Definitely go

I walked in with contempt for chains and walked out a convert. Crepes & Waffles is an institution in Colombia.

2 photos

I ate · Fruit · 25 August

Plátano

1 200 to 2 500 COP · about 0 to 1 USD

I was here · Neighbourhood · 24 August

Comuna 13

Medellín · Colombia · 1600 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

A neighbourhood on the western slope above the city, officially San Javier. Today one of the most visited places in Medellín and at the same time the one with the hardest past of any district here.

15 photos

I was here · City · 23 August

La Ceja

Colombia · 2200 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

Half an hour beyond El Retiro, a bit higher, a good deal bigger and alive in a completely different way. I called it a village on the way and that was nonsense.

11 photos

I was here · Town · 23 August

El Retiro

Colombia · 2175 m a.s.l.

Definitely go

I went for one afternoon and left knowing I would come back. It is an hour by car from Medellín and the road climbs the whole way. When you get out the air is suddenly cooler and somehow cleaner.

5 photos

I ate · Fruit · 23 August

Cacao

I ate · Street food · 23 August

Empanada

I ate · Vegetables · 22 August

Aguacate

I ate · Main dishes · 22 August

Morcilla

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What people eat here

Prices in pesos, from an ordinary place.

All 24

Where it happened

Every neighbourhood has its own page.

All 21

Where I am headed

The places I want to see, and the ones I have ticked off.

The whole bucket list

Where to look

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